Privacy Policy
Last updated 27 July 2026
The short version. URMYMVP has no accounts, no servers, and no analytics. It does not collect, transmit, or sell anything about you. The few things it remembers are written to your own device and stay there.
What we collect
Nothing. SVLTMK LLC does not receive any data from this app. There is no sign up, no login, no email address, no profile, and no way for us to know you installed it.
What the app stores on your device
So that Mini remembers you between visits, the app saves a small amount of information in your device's own local storage:
- The name you type in when he asks for one. It can be anything. A nickname works exactly as well as a real name.
- Whether the egg has hatched, and the date it did.
- How many days in a row you have opened the app, and the date you last opened it.
- Your settings, such as whether his voice is muted and whether calm motion is on.
- Which story episode you last saw, so the next one is not skipped or repeated.
This information never leaves your device. It is not backed up to us, because there is nowhere for it to go. Deleting the app deletes all of it.
Voice and sound
Mini speaks using recorded clips that ship inside the app, and your device's own built in speech voice. The app has no microphone access and does no listening or recording of any kind.
No tracking, no ads, no third parties
There is no advertising, no ad identifier, no analytics or crash reporting service, no social media integration, and no third party code that reports on your use. The app makes no network requests to us or to anyone else.
Children
URMYMVP is a comedy app with no chat, no user to user contact, no purchases, and no data collection, so there is nothing for a child to expose. We do not knowingly collect information from anyone, of any age, because we do not collect information at all.
Your choices
Because everything is on your device, you are always in control of it. You can start over with a fresh egg from the menu inside the app, which clears what he remembers, or delete the app to remove all of it at once.
Changes to this policy
If a future version of URMYMVP ever adds a feature that needs the network, this policy will be updated before that version ships, and the change will be described here in plain words.
Contact
Questions about this policy can go to info@svltmk.com and a real person will answer.