Hatch your
number one fan.
Something is in the egg, and it is about to be obsessed with you. His name is Mini. He learns your name in the first ten seconds and it only escalates from there.
Free. No account, no ads, nothing to buy.
It starts with an egg
Tap it until it cracks. Out comes Mini, who sees you, decides you are the most important person alive, and never reconsiders.
He has opinions
Over a thousand written compliments, out loud, about things nobody has ever complimented. How you fold laundry. How you handle a Monday.
The Love-O-Meter
Tiny Crush, Full-Blown Fan Club, Fanboy Overload. The longer you stay, the harder he goes, and his whole pose changes with it.
Then he faints
Max out the meter and the adoration is medically too much for him. He goes down. He gets back up. He always gets back up.
A closer look
Nothing about you leaves your phone
URMYMVP has no accounts, no servers, and no analytics. The name you give him and how many days you have visited are saved on your device and nowhere else. There is no ad network and nothing to buy, and the app itself never asks you to sign up for anything. The waiting list below is on this website rather than in the app, and it is only an email address. The full policy is at svltmk.com/urmymvp/privacy.
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